Tuesday, October 27, 2009

THE SUCCU DRY

Just in time for Halloween, here's the SUCCU DRY - the first VAMPIRE male sex toy in a can!

7 comments:

Van Richten said...

sigh..
Vampires and Succubi are two completely different creatures. Vampires are a form of undead that feed on blood. Succubi are demons that feed on lifeforce which they drain during sex. Both are depicted with fanged mouths usually, succubit usually have small horns, tail and wings too. Both seem to love leather and lace.

Maybe if they wanted a vampire one, they should put some razor blades in the mouth, so you bleed out?


The more you know....

Van Richten said...

I put my dick in like 5 or 6 things a day, and each one gets the care and attention it deserves.

All i'm saying is, if you're going to advertise to a certain clientele, do your research.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Well I'm guessing this clientele has never even heard of a "Succubi" and figure its simply a play on words with "Suck You Dry" and "Vampire".

kelly said...

"I put my dick in like 5 or 6 things a day, and each one gets the care and attention it deserves. "

LOLZ!

When I see these sort of male sex toys / vagina / f-dolls, I always feel so sad at the thought of the guy afterwards, carefully washing it out and feeling kind of lonely.

And actually, I did not know what a Succubi was until this post! So you learn something new every day.

Andrew Glazebrook said...

I think Jim was after the Sy Snootles one of these !!! :)

Jim said...

ANDREW!! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!!! *sob*

jaganar said...

ok as sick as this is ....i think my startup page on my laptop has found its creepy sequel O_O

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